The slow boat…

Hello!
It’s be like forever since we’ve posted because The Wondercat Bakery went to China!

We have so many new baking ideas and inspirations for major baking experiments…China is totally stingy with their internets so I’ve not been able to do anything! We are currently on the plane home so I thought I’d write up a tart we baked the week before we left.

The was massive oriental anticipatory excitement going on in the bakery and we had Mr Adam and Mr Jon over for a luncheon so we created a black sesame and coconut tart with bitter chocolate peanut pastry!

tart art

ready for om nomming

 

So, this was an absolute made up recipe from different whosits and whatsits galore (you want thingymabobs? I’ve got 20). The annoying thing about it was everything turned out so great (there will be more in-depth self back-patting to follow) until the last minute when we decided to pipe some rando flourishes with black royal icing that was hanging around; the black bled into the beautiful translucent white top…it soooo brought back University memories of gel electrophoresis…but  frustratingly devastating…curse my lilly gilding! Curse it!!!

black rivers of despair...like a delicious Jeremy Kyle paternity testing.

 

Apart from the rivers of grey ombre grossness it was a pretty looking thing!
The pastry was crisp, nutty and buttery and as bitter as Arlene Phillips when Alesha Dixon stole her seat next to Len (are you watching Strictly BTW?! Love the Grant! Love him!).

crisp, bitter and a bit nutty...we could be talking Arlene Phillips after all.

The sesame filling was smooth and set to a lovely consistency. Smooth and creamy, held into slices without resembling cut up rubber (I had mild panic about over-setting the fillings and creating something fit for the A La Carte Kitchen (if there were any doubts about my 30 years, that reference should put a stop to them)). The sesame gives a divine, nutty, slightly smoky flavour that is defined yet subtle. The one down side of using black sesame?…It makes things grey! Who really wants grey food? It is probably the least desireable colour for munchables…I have grey food here people, anyone for grey food?!?!

grey...delicious

Luckily, this was accounted for. To add some lighter, sweeter notes to the tart and hide the strange alien greyness we made the coconut layer to give a beautiful glassy surface resembling the purest white marble (I know you are thinking WTF with the douchey descriptions, me too, but we’re 9 hours into a 14 hour flight so the springs in my brain have unwound themselves).
Again really happy with the set on the coconut, smooth, firm, but not like chewing on bathtub sealant!
The flowers turned out quite well. We will admit to smooshing a few in the making process and we did try smaller ones but they broke like a hymen during step aerobics (that’s a thing right? I blame the plane for the vulgarity).

We were so very pleased with the results as sometimes a DIY recipe can got totally breasts skywards…we had given this one a lot of thought so it was great not to throw it in the “never make again” pile along with the Orange Bolognese (that one was truly the worst thing EVER!). Creamy, nutty, mellow sesame giving way to the dark, bitter crunch of pastry then wrapped up in the light, sweet, richness of coconut and rounded by the richness of peanut!?!…PARP that will be the sound of my own horn.

even wonky grey filling can be disguised by coconut

 

Anyways, we are going now as the iPad is on 12% and we have numb arses!
I think the plan for the next few weeks is a write up of China, mainly so we down forget any of it but also to document the inspirations for future baking (it’ll be long and probably dull but this is our blog so you’ll just have to deal…or not read it, I’m not holding a gun to your head or anything); then, when we have recovered from 2 weeks of indulgence (and trousers once again can be buttoned up) we will start up the baking again!

Oh, forgot to say we have made up and baked a Christmas cake recipe so that’ll get a mention sometime…it is currently having a nice spa session in a bath of apricot brandy!

Laters people…we are going for a leg stretch!

ps.  Yes this didn’t get posted on the plane…as there are plane rules that I’m sure need to be obeyed.  That small flick of the index finger sliding flight-mode from off to on could have been the death of us all.

So, since we’re back and still jet lagged (5 days later! WTF) we can’t be arsed posting up the recipe for the tart.  If you are interested I will do so leave a request in the comments.

Good to be home people!

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Posted on November 19, 2011, in Desserts, Disasters, Experimental and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. this looks pretty lush, even if it is grey 😛 – yeah post the recipe please 🙂 x

  2. You might be critical of your own handiwork, but it looks pretty good from where I’m sitting — I love black sesame and it’s even better with creamy bases (pudding, custard, ice cream)!

    Also, all that crap they spew on a plane about electronics — totally bogus! Especially since most flights offer in-flight WIFI that you have to PAY FOR, of course!

    • Cheers my dear!
      China was pretty much a no go Internet zone! So annoying!!!
      It’s amazing how Internet dependant we have become these days!

      Loving your blog BTW! School looks like hard work but great fun!!

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