Travelled down the road and back again; Your heart is true, your a pal and a confidant. And if you through a party; Invited everyone you ever knew; You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend!!!
Sorry, we went to a bad place…this isn’t a Golden Girls post, it’s about German, Herman Friendship Cake…picture it, Sicily, 1912 (We’ll stop now, promise!)
Well, forgive me. But my arthritis is playing me up. My social security check was late. And I realized today I haven't showered with a man in twenty-two years!
Right…picture it, Christmas party, Altrincham, last weekend…Granny Dot gave us a Baby Herman! If you haven’t heard of Herman he is a version of Amish Friendship Breadthat is currently having a bit of a revival. It is basically an edible chain letter that we here at Wondercat predict will be the Zombie/Bacon/Angry Birds of 2012.
Herman - the cupcake/macaroon/Kim Kardashian of next year...
The easiest way to explain things is to show you the instructions:
Herman is a friendship cake which you cannot buy but can give away. Herman is alive and grows slowly but surely because of a yeasting process. It takes 10 days before you can eat him.
DO NOT put in the fridge as he grows at room temperature. You do not need a lid, just cover the bowl with a tea towel.
DAY 1: Today Herman is given to you. Congratulations, you must have a friend. Pour him into a big bow so
he can grow.
DAY 2: Stir Herman 2 or 3 times each day using a wooden spoon. You can leave the spoon in the bowl.
DAY 3: Stir Herman and talk to him.
DAY 4: Herman is hungry! You must feed him with –
200ml of milk
200g of self raising flour
250g of sugar
DAY 5: Stir Herman
DAY 6: Stir Herman. He really appreciates your visits.
DAY 7: Stir Herman.
DAY 8: Stir Herman. Are you still talking to him?
DAY 9: Herman is hungry again! Feed him as Day 4.
Having been fed, he now needs to be split into equal little Hermans. Give away 4 of the little
Hermans and a copy of these instructions.
DAY 10: Your remaining little Herman is absolutely starving after all that!
This time feed him with –
150g of Self raising flour
150g of Sugar
2 tsp of cinnamon*
1 tsp of baking powder
100g of fine chopped nuts or mixed fruit*
2 Grated Apples*
100ml of oil (corn or sunflower)
* = optional
Herman would now like to go to a hot resort, the oven will do. Preheat it to 170 degrees Celsius (which is between 3 and 4 on a gas mark oven). With everything mixed, pour him into a 7” cake tin. Leave him at the resort for about an hour. After all this care, attention and nurturing … eat him!!!
after the trip to the resort...little bit of a tan, smothered in after-sun lotion...this is too twee even for us.
You can pretty much whack anything in him at the end. Carrot instead of apple? Bit of chocolate? Whatever random crap you have lying around? We went for chocolate (cocoa), candied peel, dried cranberries, sultanas, cinnamon, vanilla, fresh and ground ginger.
It felt a little awful eating the little guy we’d nurtured for the last week or so (we actually cheated and skipped a few days), but hey ho…it was his delicious destiny.
crumbled a bit when cut...tis what happens when you can't wait for Herman to cool down...boy smelt goooood!
Herman, it turns out, is just a milky sourdough starter. After doing a little bit of research on sourdough it appears you can make your own starter! Grown from natural yeasts hanging around it will improve and develop with age and you can keep a starter for centuries!
So, a little bit of organic malted flour and some orange juice and we have a new addition to the Bakery…MISS GLORIA BUBBLES IS ALIVE AND FROTHING! We are going to let her gain some strength over the next few weeks, then we are taking her out for a test drive!!!! If anyone fancies baking with Gloria Bubbles I’m more than happy to send out baby Glorias!